tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.


narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds


lubricates:

do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up


pleatedjeans:

'Tinderfella' Playfully Recreates Girls' Tinder Pics (18 Pics) 


cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers


ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more



effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH