thisgirlgames:

"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"

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myfaith-live-love-laugh:

The winner is : rihanna


assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?


krillex:

you-are-flawlessy-imperfect:

Or the girl studied and the boy didn’t…

no. it’s because the boy wished with a true heart. can’t you read

krillex:

you-are-flawlessy-imperfect:

Or the girl studied and the boy didn’t…

no. it’s because the boy wished with a true heart. can’t you read


clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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