I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.
can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this
do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.
if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.
but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers
When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more
HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH